🚨 ALIEN BUG INVASION ALERT: COMET 3I/ATLAS ISN’T A ROCK, IT’S A MOTHER SHIP FOR SPACE ROACHES! 🚨 Y’all, astronomers are losing their minds over this interstellar freak show Comet 3I/ATLAS. That “anti-tail” pointing straight at the Sun like it’s flipping off physics? It’s not dust or gas, it’s a goddamn launch tube for a swarm of extraterrestrial cockroaches the size of Buicks! Picture this: Avi Loeb’s latest drop says the tail’s surrounded by a horde of mystery objects, all accelerating like t